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Martin Pedersen
Приєднався 30 тра 2007
From Denmark
Відео
Sleeping in the bathtub
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Getting my self a little nap in the bathtub after a drik to much, but my little Norwegian friend have other plans. Får mig en lille lur i badekaret efter et par driks for meget, men det syntes min Norske veninde ikke er en god ide
Jan Hedegaards ligegyldig lille film
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Jeg stak Jan Hedegaard min mobil til Jan og sagde optag en lille ligegyldig film, ok siger han så og filmer sig selv
Sara + Cecillia + Hoppebold = Fun part 2
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Sara og Cecillia havde lige lidt hoppebold kamp der skulle afsluttes
Sara + Cecillia + Hoppebold = Fun
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Mystisk lille film med Sara og Cecillia og en plaststik hoppebold.
kim får peber på sin 30 års dag
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Kim Plenum bliver 30, Torsdag den 11 Juni 2009, så han skal naturligvis fejres på den gode gamle Danske måde også selv om han bor i Sverige. Blandt deltagerne er : Sara Corneliussen, Heine Chortsen,
Sleeping bear, loud music
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Jakob skulle til fest hos Martin. Lørdag den 1 Marts 2008 i Ljusdal.
Fleksnes makes fun of Danish Number system
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Fleksnes makes a joke about the way danes say and count their numbers For those who have requsted it, here is the English translation. the Dane over the radio... mayday.. mayday.. mayday.. Can annyone here me ???, im in trouble, we have high sea. Fleknes.. ( Exited to help someone in need of help ). "This is larson pv Oslo, Oslo calling" the Dane over the radio... Hello Oslo, FINALLY someone re...
Jeg sier 'syvogtyve' i trass mot 'tjuesju' - tvangen og forandringen som ble påprakket oss. Dessuten er det i tale lett å forveksle sju og tjue. Så der er dansk bedre.
Ehn, Dho, Dhre, Fihre, Fehm, Segs, Syhv, Åddhe, Nhi og Dhi.
This isn't even funny sometimes... in real life I really know how misleading can the Danish number system be compared to the Norwegian one! Hehehe, hilarious! All the best to anyone reading this! P.S. If I'm not mistaken, the latitude is 56 and 55 degrees. Halvtreds is Danish for 50 but it actually means half sixty which is very confusing which would normally mean 30 in a comprehensible language. But, things are more confusing if you would say halvtredsindstyve (in an old fashioned Danish way)... In the end, you could just as well say 'femti' in Norwegian. Alt det bedste!
Om man ser på det, er det jo Norge som får gjennomgå mere enn Danmark og Sverige, med tanke på all galskapen Marve gjør. lol Tidløs humor, ser det gjerne om og om igjen. ;)
En av mina favoriter är det kram pia
This sketch is brilliant,I just can't stop laughing.In one gesture Fleksnes summed up the huge frustration you can go through if you try to learn Danish number system.
I had an encounter with a swedish doctor at hospital here in denmark… she spoke this swedish with assisting danish loanwords, but apparently had to use danish numbering… And i could see on her that her brain went.. klonk klonk klonk everytime
@@EmilReiko 😄I am not surprised
50=(3-0×5)×20
Fleksness tv-series is so great... god i like this kind of humor.
I miss Fleksnes :)
*Tack för inlägget, Bangkok-Jomppa!*
Er han norsk?
ja han er fra Norge
What is six half-thirds?
If you find this funny still, you're either Norwegian or lost on youtube
Sproget er ikke meget bedre: ua-cam.com/video/s-mOy8VUEBk/v-deo.html
Ja, det er laterligt, når man tænker over det.
Vi tillhör USS, Scandinaviens Förenta Stater. Våra tre länders gemensamma stadsbudget ( ej gdp ) utan skatterna är bland 5e största i hela världen. Dubbelt så stort som Ryssland. Scandinaver har också enl flera undersökningar där omkrets och volym räknas in de största penisarna i hela världen. Men det är iklart i Danmark det kan ha varit en tiopotens för mycket.....eller halvfjärs ti pölse fjärs halv och lök till....
If you want to grasp the Danish numerical system you need to undergo lobotomy first.
Why? Is there any particular logic as to why a dog is called "hund" and a car "bil"? Or as to why the single digit numbers are "en", "to", "tre", "fire", etc? So why is it so incredible hard to handle less than a dozen more words for 20, 30, ..., 90? It isn't, of course. The first few (for 20, 30, 40) are even cognate with the corresponding words in Norwegian and Swedish, so it is actually only 5 new words (50, 60, 70, 80, 90). Easy peasy.
Det er faktisk ganske net, men man skal naturligvis have indlæringsevner ;-)
Det gamle danske nummersystem er helt og aldeles logisk. Det baserer sig bare på, at man skal tænke på tyve ad gangen, istedet for ti. De fleste ved at "halvanden" betyder "én og en halv" = 1, 5. På samme måde er "havlvtredje" = 2,5 og "halvfjerde" = 3,5 og så fremdeles. "Sinde" betyder "at gange", og "halv" betyder "at dele den sidste 10'er i to" - derfor bliver "treoghalvfjerdsindstyve"(tre og halvfjerde sinde tyve) til 3 + 3,5 x 20 = 73 Ligeledes bliver "tresindstyve"(tre sinde tyve) til 3 x 20 = 60 Kan det blive mere enkelt? :)
+Lochlannach Yes it could. for your first example you could say seventy three. (seventy (seven 10 + three) 73 for your last example you could say "sixty" (six 10) 60. The whole world uses this system due to its simplicity and the worldwide understanding of it..
Bare et lite spørsmål (håper det er greit jeg tar det på norsk). Hvorfor påstår alltid dansker at fortkortelsen er for "sinds tyve" når det helt åpenbart er for "snes"? Snes er en del av det gamle systemet, likesom dusin etc. Tres, firs, fems er forkortelse for "tre snes" etc. "Tre sinds tyve" makes no sense: hvorfor skulle det være intuitivt at det skulle stå for det? Det er jo mye mer logisk at det stod for noe de faktisk brukte ellers også, altså snes, og som derfor ville være intuitivt forståelig.
"Snes" og "tyve" er begge ord der betyder 20. "Sinde" betyder; at gange(mulitiply), men har ikke noget med "snes" at gøre. Og for at lette forvirringen, så betyder "lille snes" 18. Det danske nummersystem er skam 100% logisk. Ironi kan forekomme ;)
I'm sticking to Swedish and Norwegian, it's so complicated the language system in Denmark.
alfazeroneko Or you're just too stupid ...
Says the one who writes 2 for "too", because you are too lazy, as for me. I learn the language at school, in Swedish. Unless you're too incompetent to understand that. And your grammar, is way too* terrible. *****
Duva? For real, is that all you can do? Unless you have brains for a two year old boy. You wasted so much time for a "pigeon" like me, I feel pity from you, at least I as a pigeon I can take a dump at idiotic and childish people like you. Lol why the hell are you trying to pick a fight? There is no use arguing with you, you started it and I'm politely conversing with you. Unless you love making bad insults.*****
Hahaha, you really love trolling, don't you? Good day to you. Don't waste your time, on people like me. :D
It's actually "too", not "to".
It's crazy how so many countries have a crazy way of handling numbers...
I didn't find it funny at first but after googling Danish Number system ..I understand now how funny this is ..The Danish number system is very convoluted ...sheeeesh
similar to french
Yeah it's pure evil.
esideras LoL
Haha yeah, I'm Danish, and we are retarded on that one. 12 is spelled "tolv" but we say "tål" 13 is "tretten" we say "treden" we are fuckt up xD
Mikael OnTHC LOL ...but a very nice country to live in though!
Jeg er fra tyskland og jeg lærer dansk på aftenskole. Talsystemet er virkelig mærkeligt, sommetider. ^^ I mean, when the half way from firs to hundrede is halvfems, why isn't hundrede = fems or halvfems = halvhundrede? Er der en logisk forklaring? ;) But no matter how strange that language sometimes is, I love it and I enjoy to learn it. :) Btw.: Please excuse, that I'm switching to English that often and yes... My Danish might be kinda bad, but I only started learning Danish one year ago and there still are so many things I need to learn. ^^
There is an explaination. Halvfems = Halv fem sinde tyve = 4,5 times 20 = 90. Fems would be completely legit way of saying 100 following that system.
It is just ancient. Swedes, Germans etc. used it before too. Just as the US one is based on the old Danish system The Danish numbers are based on 20 numbers, similar to us using 10 now, and computers using binary. and it is not "halftreds" it is "halvtreds" meaning 3 times 20 minus a half. (half of a 20). = 50 ;) piece of cake"treds" means three times 20 ;) "firs" means four times You can almost see it from the name, even if you are English speaking
Thanks for the explanations, both of you. I didn't answer right away, because I got them both in one, only now for some strange reason. Meanwhile I'm fluent in Danish and the number system doesn't confuse me at all, anymore. But that may be, because I don't think about it anymore, I just memorized the terms. :D Overall Danish is a lovely and really interesting language. I got a lot of opportunities because of it, which I wouldn't have, if I didn't spoke it. But this applies to learning foreign languages in general. Learning Danish really helped with understanding the other scnadinavian languages, though, even the ones, that are a bit different, like Icelandic for example. I'd say, learning Danish was one of the best decisions of my life.
halv-tre'ds = "halv" (½) taken away from "tre" (3) leaving 2½ which you multiply by 20 = 50. halv-fjerd's = fjerd (4) - ½ = 3½. 3½ * 20 = 70 halv-fem's = fem (5) - ½ = 4½. 4½ * 20 = 90. It's a bit effin' weird, I agree, and honestly as a Dane, I didn't realize why it was called what it was called until I was in my late 20's. When you grow up with it you just assign the words with the numbers so you don't realize it's weird until you figure out the system.
KAMELÅSÅ?
Aha..Kamelååsåå!
faktisk er det "drit" men ordet er ikke brugt meget.
"dritt" er bare "drit" paa dansk......
Ok, I'm Norwegian and I have a cat.
You just ordered a thousand liters of milk.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Elsker den videoen 😂
Nothing more, nothing less.
Best joke laughed my arse off
Yoki*
"Prøv på joker Japan" HAHAHAHA
I am funny and I think this is very Danish
Jeg tenkte bare fordi jeg digger Danmark veldig mye. Jeg syns det er fett at du er dansk.
Vel at noget er elendigt eller træls
Huh? Er der noget underligt ved danske tal?
det heter nok dridd på dansk. haha
You just ordered a thousand liters of milk.
At der ganges med 20 hænger jo sammen med at man førhen talte "større tal" i snese. En snes = 20. 3 snese = 60, 4 snese = 80 ... Jeg er sikker på at man på norsk stadigvæk bruger begrebet "halv anden" om tallet 1½ .. Derfra et det jo ikke så forbandet svært at tælle halv-tredje - tre - halv-fjerde - fire - halv femte og så lægge "sindstyve" (reduceret til et s på moderne dansk) bag på. Ergo, HalvtredS, Tres, HalvfjerdS, FirS, HalvfemS
Lite kjent med Ut i vår hage?
hytte på hytte
R.I.P Rolf Wesenlund :(
Kansje den siste.... men ingen lik. Han er den beste ;-) Fremragende. Vi elsker deg, Flekness. Kærlig hilsen fra Danmark. Verdens bedste Flekness i Norden. RIP
Hvil i fred og tak for alt det sjove
Du er en dust (R.I:P Rolf Wesenlund aka Marve Fleksnes)
Hææææ? - Hilsen Norge
RIP
Med dette var de største komikerne Norge noen gang har sett gått bort. Leif Juster, Arve Opsahl, Harald Heide Steen, Trond Kirkevaag og nå også mitt store idol, Rolv Wesenlund (Marve Fleksnes). Hvil i fred.
Wesenlunds humor er tidløs og vil alltid være morsom :)
Dritt betyr lort/skid...
Hvil i fred, vi kommer aldri til å glemme deg!
"Det er typisk dansk. &
Hvil i fred.